I Bury Things Gardening Frog Shirt — Funny Plant Lover Halloween Tee| "Maybe Plants Maybe People" Gardener T-Shirt — Zombie Garden Humor
I Bury Things Gardening Frog Shirt — Funny Plant Lover Halloween Tee| "Maybe Plants Maybe People" Gardener T-Shirt — Zombie Garden Humor
Gardening has its secrets. This shirt admits them.
A well-meaning frog in overalls, a trusty shovel, a healthy potted plant, and a mysterious hand poking out of the dirt. The text says it all: "I BURY THINGS… MAYBE PLANTS… MAYBE PEOPLE." Translation: your neighbor's prize petunias aren't the only things getting mulched around here.
It's the kind of shirt that makes people laugh twice—once at the joke, and again when they realize they're planting tomatoes at 2 AM and asking themselves some serious questions.
Perfect for:
- Plant parents with a dark sense of humor
- Garden club meetings (probably)
- Halloween parties where you bring the compost bin as a gift
- Anyone who's ever said "trust the process" while digging a hole
Shirt Details:
- Gildan 3000 Unisex Light Cotton T-Shirt
- 4.5 oz/yd² — lightweight, breathable, and comfortable for warm-weather outings
- Solid colors (Violet, Tropical Blue, Mint, Carolina Blue, Pink, Heliconia): 100% U.S. cotton
- Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Heather colors (Heather Irish Green, Heather Royal, Graphite Heather, Heather Red): 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Modern classic fit with seamless body
- Ribbed crewneck collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
Available Colors: Ash, Heather Irish Green, Heather Royal, Graphite Heather, Heather Red, Black
Available Sizes: Small through 5XL
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Each shirt is made to order by Deer Creek Boutique LLC. Pressed fresh, packed with care, and shipped straight to you — no warehouse dust, no mystery stock.